For assholes with girlfriends:

• While you're ignoring her,
... Another guy is giving her attention.

• While you're giving her problems,
Another guy is listening.

• While you're too busy for her,
Another guy is making time for her.

• While you're making her cry,
Another guy is trying to make her smile again.

• When you're not sure if you still want her,
Another guy has already figured it out.